Comments: Coupling

Dankzij het Internet en een ijverige redacteur - Dankjewel Marc - is dan toch eindelijk de originele tekst uit deze aflevering achterhaald. Daarom nu, integraal, datgene wat ons mannen aanzet tot innovatie:

I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of that table there, but that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die, because that's what being a bloke is.

When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark." As soon as Caxton invented the printing press, we were using it to make pictures of, hey, naked bottoms! We have turned the Internet into an enormous international
database of naked bottoms.

So you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.

Coupling, "Inferno," original airdate 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Steve

Posted by Bryan at mei 9, 2004 05:48 pm